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[-] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 55 points 1 month ago

If I did that with the teachers I had they would've lost their shit

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry you lost your shit. Would you like some help finding it?

[-] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you Captain Hindsight...if only you were around and able to do something when I was being abused by all those teachers

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago
[-] minnow@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

They're supposed to be nice, calming letters but I always found these letters quite panic inducing which makes for a pleasant bit of irony.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

If you're perceiving panic at all I recommend Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses

[-] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

What if I panicked because it is dark?

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago
KEEP CALM  
AND LOVE THE   
PATRIARCHY
OR ELSE
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Not panicking but the next ship that passes by, I’m outta here

[-] anguo@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

As I read this, I had on a YouTube video of the Game Grumps playing the children's game apparently entitled Freddi Fish and the Missing Kelp Seeds. About five minutes in, they face a series of arithmetic questions and Dan, faced with providing an answer, says "panicking."

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I need to Lemmy better

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, I'm dumb and panicked

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

[x] Dumb
[x] Panicked

Ut oh, me too :(

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I was pressed for a response at work to which I replied, "do you want a quick answer or a correct one?"

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

throws fistfulls of investor cash
"A fast one damn you!"

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Narrator: The teacher did not feel that.

[-] Emi@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

Reminded me of when I was called to solve equation, I knew the answer but did not remember in the moment how to write the letter.

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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