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I've said it before and I'll say it again.
If you can't pick up after your dog, you don't deserve to be a pet owner.
I will not pick up after my dog.
I have cats.
Fine, let your cats do the dirty work
I scoop their poop, it's only fair
The Mysterious Poop Chuckers is definitely going to be my next band's name.
Seems like actual justice instead of whats currently happening then, go poop chucker!
Go poop chucker go
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
She’s lucky the chucker is bagging it before chucking it. I don’t think I would go to the effort of vigilante justice, but if I was that aggravated I’d definitely be flinging it out of the bags. And it would be entirely her own dog’s poop.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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