The little guy is very cute <3
Anon is in over his head. He should give up and send it your way. Only a professional will get that guy talking.
Is that a raven? Ravens or crows would be the first birds I’d expect us to be able to understand
I think it might be a magpie.
Magpies are corvids too, so that tracks
I find it funny that magpies are corvids but not currawongs.
Convergent evolution moment
Australian magpies aren't corvids. European ones are.
Huh. I didn't realize that. That's even funnier.
Well it's obviously a european one in the picture since it's not upside down.
Unless the picture is photoshopped...
I love this comment thread
I don't think they can "speak" like crows, though.
Yeah I think you’re right, looks similar to a black billed magpie when I looked it up
I thought it could be a jackdaw
I mean, you actually can do this
Did he participate in a murder?
You can't prove that without possible caws
"CAW! THE FILTHY MUDMEN WILL NEVER LEARN OUR SECRETS! CAW! SKREE!"
"Nevermore"
I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now.
(I know you're wondering when.)
Need an old CRO bro
I am hungry. Now get me some food human.
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
