Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife
Eeeuuuugggghhhh, my wife is a reeeeaaaaaal wife, I’ll tell ya
You wouldn't know her, she buys her knives from a different store
Well he did deserve it by wearing that hat.
What hat?
Fedora with safari flaps in the back
That sounds fedorable.
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Confederate flag wifebeater
The amount of guns mechanics find just casually sitting around in customers cars is appalling. They get stolen because people leave guns in their cars and used for crimes.
Whenever I see cars/trucks with gun stickers on the back, I assume they are rolling loot drops. Ain't no way I'm advertising what guns I have. Also not leaving my guns unattended anywhere. I spent too much on that shit to leave it out for somebody else to take.
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