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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works to c/woodworking@lemmy.ca

god. dammit I have to table saw this butcher block apart.

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[-] BagOfHeavyStones@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago

I must be odd. The only thing I'm noticing out of place is the wooden cock and balls top left.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

It is a wood shop, after all.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

I'd keep it as it is and complete work on it ... then gift it to someone you want to torture.

Nothing like having something that is beautifully made with one fatal flaw on it.

Personally, I wouldn't mind having the completed product. It would drive my visitors insane in the kitchen or dining table as they saw this beautiful piece of woodworking and then a break in the pattern.

From my point of view, I would love to have something like this around. Everything, everyone wants to make and manufacture is always designed to be 'perfect' or 'symmetrical'. Having something like this with a pattern flaw would make it extremely unique and special.

Would you remember 100 perfectly made cutting boards .... or that one board with the broken pattern?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

If I was keeping it for myself I would have considered keeping it as is. Reminder to pay attention even on the 5th panel glue up of the day. This one isn't for me though.

[-] mko@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

„gift it to someone you want to torture“ Don’t underestimate the number of people that just don’t care.

Also they’ll put it in the dishwasher, what will in return torture you. And every other woodworker… 😅

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago
[-] Catpurple@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Oh, I get it, the alternating pattern was messed up in the middle. I don't blame you for wanting to fix it.

[-] elbowgrease@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

it'll still look great. no one will care about it as much as you do

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

don't care, this is happening.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

won't those those two strips be slightly narrower now?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

yes, by about 1/16th each including table sawing and jointing.

[-] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Put a 1/8 strip of a differently colored wood between

Or make them the new edge boards

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Making them the new edge boards wouldn't really help anything, in order to prevent blow out while planing the surface I put a chamfer around the outer edges with a block plane. To get rid of that I'd have to joint off about 1/16" from each side anyway. 1/16" isn't visually much over 1 3/4"

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

And there they are.

[-] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If I didn’t notice anything while looking for something, you’re good 🤷‍♂️

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Its wabisabi praxis

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I’m not a woodworker. I subscribe because I admire what I see. Looks fine to me. ❤️

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I got the pattern wrong between the 4th and 5th rows from the left. The joints should be staggered.

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I’m a knitter and I understand you can see things I can’t. 😁

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I admit it's a little difficult to see in this shot because of the lighting but once the finish went on it would be very obvious. It'd be like <><><<><>. I didn't notice until I got part way through sanding it and the joints started to show.

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Ahhh that I can see

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Wabisabi or harakiri

No in between

[-] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you saw it in half and leave the sawed-off surfces on the outside nobody will be able to notice that they're slightly narrower.

EDIT: Nvm, read your other comment.

this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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