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[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

Lmfao Jesus Christ that's not eugenics that's

What is that?

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

driving a chainsaw through -

[-] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 6 points 3 weeks ago

I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What. THE.

FUCK.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

an article by david gilmour

[-] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Meanwhile, there's his daughter that absolutely hates his guts

[-] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

She's an icon imo

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Declining population, my ass. There were less than 4.5 billion people on the planet when I was born. That fash-hole is only worried that white people will represent a minority of the future population. Nothing more.

[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Decline population is an actual thing...? Not defending this asshole or anything but your statement is seemingly based off of a lack of information.

Birth rates in many developed countries are incredibly low well below maintenance levels. Meaning that aside from immigration the population in most developed countries is actually going down quite rapidly.

Which given the way our societies and financial systems are structured generally means some form of disaster for those countries if such decline occurs.

There's even a pretty good recent video talking about what this looks like in South Korea

Blue indicates below replacement levels:

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well, we're going to have to figure out how to level off or shrink our population eventually. Might as well do it now while there are still some wild animal species that haven't gone extinct.

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[-] glebyglobster@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

this has to be satire, there’s no way

[-] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mate. I honestly shuddered reading your comment. Mainly cos it's fucking true

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

He try to buy off one of the girls he sexually harassed by offering her a horse once

[-] ellypony@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It is absolutely not satire. It's a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than "sex sex mine mine!"

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is a known mindset among Silicon Valley uber wealthy.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It's even creepier because his dick doesn't work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.

[-] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they're the "superior race"?

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

Humans best trick is lying to themselves.

[-] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've come to consider it a species glitch. More on this later.

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you have to beg and bully people into fucking you, you're not part of anything superior.

[-] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

And he's lying to these women. He keeps the ones he wants and doesn't give a shit about the rest.

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[-] trashboat@midwest.social 0 points 3 weeks ago

This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election

Someone should totally try to catfish him, though. Sounds like it wouldn’t be all that challenging

[-] TacticalCheddar@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election

We so far have:

  1. Trump turning the White House in a Tesla dealership
  2. Trump putting tarrifs on penguins, but not on Russia
  3. US warplans leaked because someone doesn't know how to use his phone
  4. The US becoming a crypto bro.
  5. The US looking to invade Canada, Mexico, Panama, and Greenland while also looking to extort the rest of the fucking planet.
  6. The US stealing the Gulf of Mexico from Mexico.

Just to name a few. We are only 4 months into his term people. I'd say Elon humping everything that moves is just a regular tuesday.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 0 points 3 weeks ago

4 months into his term people

Uhh what? He started in end of January.
Its been 87 days or about 3 months. If we were to say how long he has left in his presidency it wouldn't be wrong to just round up still and say 4 years.

[-] lodion@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

His term has covered 4 months so far... Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr.

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