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[-] JuvenoiaAgent@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago

In a way, it worked; I never fucked a graham cracker.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

So, you’re saying you want to fuck graham crackers but the desire was curbed?

[-] JuvenoiaAgent@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago
[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

If you haven't fucked a graham cracker, are you even living?

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

I've never fucked a graham cracker.

I am also dead inside.

...guess I'm putting graham crackers on the shopping list.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

That's the spirit!

Maybe make some smores if you know what I mean (full disclosure: I don't know what I mean).

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

adds lotrimin to the shopping list

[-] nop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You haven't fucked a graham-cracker... yet!

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 21 points 1 month ago

brb, gonna go eat some graham crackers off my wife just to mock this guy

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

This guy's whole life sounds like one long projection about the time he assaulted a girl in college

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

"[His doctor] gave Graham opium enemas, which may have actually contributed to the decline of Graham’s health."

Didn't help but what a way to die.

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, well two days ago I made little ramekin sized cheesecakes with no bake cheesecake, chocolate mousse, and a graham cracker crust as a nice gesture and it had the opposite effect.
So, suck it, you cracker-lovin’ kill-joys!

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It sounds absolutely delicious!!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

So, honey grahams cereal is basically graham crackers as a cereal, and cereal was also invented to repress sexual desire (specifically masturbation iirc), so is honey grahams twice as effective or is it a double negative situation and they cancel out? Asking for "science".

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I just did a study with a sample size of 1 and the results are in: doesn't work

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

If you're looking for a 12 hour deep rabbit hole, go watch the knowing better episodes on this topic on YouTube

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

So graham crackers are to curb sexual desires. So too are corn flakes.

Why won’t my carbs let me touch my penis????

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Carbs don't care. Wierd non doctors care.

[-] batmaniam@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"The road to wellsville" is hilarious, and over the top, but the parts you think are artistic license probably aren't.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Well Sylvester wouldn't like to know that graham crackers make me all horny then would he? Quick, someone dig him up and tell him.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 6 points 1 month ago
[-] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

We changed the recipe since then, adding sugar and spices to make them actually taste good, so we can't expect it to still work. Not that it ever worked in the first place.

[-] MushroomsEverywhere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Knowing Better has done a bunch of videos relating to Sylvester Graham, in particular the one on early vegetarianism. Highly recommend if you like long-form videos.

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