You Will Hot!

This reads like something you would put on a condescending brithday card.

Oof so close, I even read it the grammatically correct way a couple times lol.

My brain totally just ignored that it was in the wrong order.

So is this that famous uglificator?

Believe me, I'm incredibly anxiously aware I'm starting twink death

What came in this box?

This is definitely a dark pattern to make you double take. They could have easily switched sides on the BOTTOM TEXT but chose otherwise

I might have figured it out faster without "YOU WILL HOT" being bolded, which makes it look like those three were a phrase with emphasis.

What terrible design. It leads me to assume the product is poorly put together when they can't even make a coherent sentence on the packaging.

hotever dood