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[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Can I have two? I always wanted to do two sex robots at the same time.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think that you can have as many as you want, though if you're in Texas, it'd be technically illegal to have six or more:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute

In 1973, the Texas Legislature passed Section 43.21 of the Texas Penal Code, which, in part, prohibited the sale or promotion of "obscene devices." The statute defines "obscene device" as "a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." The legislation was last updated in 2003, and Section 43.23 currently states, "A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he wholesale promotes or possesses with intent to wholesale promote any obscene material or obscene device."[1] Section (f) of the law also criminalizes the possession of six or more devices (or "multiple identical or similar" devices) as "presumed to possess them with intent to promote."[1]

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

You don't need a million dollars to do that.

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

A guy who looks like me does.

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Cleaning your cum out from your sex bot would just feel sad.

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

People clean sleeves (fleshlights) on the regular. And an adult sized (please, dear Eothas, let it be adult sized...) android is not something you can hide in a sock drawer. So a cleaning station is very reasonable.

[-] Pirata@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

People clean sleeves (fleshlights) on the regular

I don't imagine that to be the happiest activity. The post-nut clarity must be insane.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago

And an adult sized (please, dear Eothas, let it be adult sized…) android is not something you can hide in a sock drawer.

Not a sock connoisseur, I see.

[-] yuki2501@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's the thing: A good quality sexbot would go to the bathroom and clean itself.

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just open the felching hatch and have a spittoon handy.

[-] Allah@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago

or just ask it to incinerate it inside

[-] T156@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Incineration is a terrible idea indoors. At best, you've now got the smell of cooking and pyrolised human juices filling the place, and at worst, is the house being filled with carbon monoxide from the combustion.

[-] KryptonNerd@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Also you don't want something your body is going in, to also be capable of combustion.

[-] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

it better be a Cherry 2000 model or I don't want it

[-] yuki2501@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Upvoted for cult movie reference. 👍😎

[-] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Incels unite! Love is finally within reach!

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Clank clank clank

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