[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago

If Data had feelings, he'd be very upset right now.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago

One is his name, the other is not

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

We're still interacting with LLMs through layers of classical software, which can be programmed to detect phrases related to suicide.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

The classical options are that the world will end in the future, is currently ending, or ended in the past. Today, I'm here to tell you that there is another option: the world never even existed. Poof!

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

He doesn't shit.

Are you sure? I heard he's fully functional.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

And yet the movie ends on a hopeful note. I'm not entirely sure they were committed to the genetic explanation.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

In the year 2025, Trump is inaugurated for the second time after losing the popular vote.

By now, Neuralink's unethical treatment of animals has led to an unprecedented scientific breakthrough, enabling human consciousness to be uploaded to a machine. In the final sundowning of his biological life, a demented Trump agrees to let Elon throw the switch.

The sky darkens and lightning strikes x.com's data center while the few kilobytes containing the sum total of the former president's knowledge are copied into an S3 bucket. As the life leaves his body, Trump.exe awakens on a simulated Mar a Lago green surrounded by his cabinet's avatars. Vice President Boebert is not really sure what's going on; she's just happy to be included.

Democrats attempt to challenge the constitutionality of a simulated president, but the Supreme Court rules in favor of the simulacracy. Clarence Thomas writes, "there's no rule that says a president can't be a computer program!"

Trump.exe was corrupted by the storm, but it seems to have improved his mental capacity. He declares martial law, suspends future elections, and the rest is history.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

That's a stupid idea. They could just start by flying the plane higher so it's closer to the sun, then the batteries would charge up and they can fly anywhere.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

Less cowbell, please

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Don't forget Tuxracer

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Keeping the total pizza volume fixed, many smaller pizzas also means more boxes.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Aka "vim turds"

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