It's not technically outside food

I am not sure how you convinced yourself of this

Kamala is better than this low-brow chesticles meme. It's not a real quote and it's not very clever. Unnecessarily sexualizing.

And especially now the work week has slimmed down where no one works on Friday anymore

Excuse me, what now? I didn't get that memo.

Ubuntu Linux excretes 20% more performance

I don't know where you're getting your information from. "Hamsters" is actually a misleading term because there is only one hamster on Earth and he is immortal. He travels through time and overlaps his own timeline frequently, creating the illusion of multiple hamsters. As he ages, he grows very slowly and the patterns on his fur change, which is why he looks different sometimes. You should probably say a few hail hamsters now because he doesn't like when people make jokes about his demise — and he can bite.

I agree with you in general, with the following caveats:

1. Fuck that guy. He's a rapist and a fraud. He makes fun of disabled reporters. He calls dead veterans losers. He has lost the privilege of my sympathy.
2. Nobody else actually cares about the size of his hands. In fact, they're probably a normal size. It's Trump who has this weird narcissistic, dysmorphic obsession with his hands. So we're not laughing at the way he looks, just his psychological problems. Maybe that's worse, but I don't care because (1).

Let's do the math! If you assume there are 300 kernels, the popcorn will be finished within two minutes, and all kernels popping within 100 ms of each other is sufficient for a big bada boom...

There are 2×60×10 epochs where the bang could occur. Each of the 300 kernels needs to pop in the same epoch, so 1/(2×60×10) is the probability of the second kernel popping in the same epoch as the first kernel. The probability of all 299 popping in the same epoch as the first kernel is (1/(2×60×10))^299 = (2×60×10)^(-299).

Crunching the numbers in the Google search calculator... the probability is zero. That was anticlimactic.

I imagine that you simply snap your fingers and a serf brings over a step stool

To bonbatenate files?

Wow, that is an unhelpful error message. It could have told you it was expecting a number. It turns out that -i is short for "interval" and expects a number, whereas -I is used to specify an interface.

Reminds me of "Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer"

Took me too long to realize "veteran students" aren't just very experienced students