Yeah, there really should be some expectation of stewardship in exchange for absurd post-Disney copyright durations.

💡If we simply make it illegal to... not have children? No, that's not right. Not want to have children? No, impossible to enforce. Ah, it must be illegal to profess the lack of desire to have children. What a beautiful and simple law that will certainly address the root cause of falling birth rates.

I choose to believe it's made of small atoms, the kind you get from firing a shrink ray at something.

Remember, kids, it only takes 32 bits to uniquely identify any person on the planet. That's 32 yes or no questions. Of course, they have to be perfectly crafted questions, but identifying power of fingerprinting must not be underestimated.

Ubuntu Linux excretes 20% more performance

I always knew that "misled" in books (pronounced mīzulled) and the spoken "misled" (mis-led) meant the same thing, but it took me until high school to figure out that mīzulled was only in my head.

Because now touch does two things.

Without touch, we could "just" use the shell to create files.

: > foo.txt

Microsoft Incel, can't get it hard

Cause Bill Gates' 5G vaccine, libtard

Edit: sorry, that freestyle took a weird turn. Don't do drugs, kids

Conversely, you're just not important enough to haunt

"Gen Z is Causing Inflation Because I Hate Them"

I live under Iraq and this comment made me look up whether she's a billionaire. Guess that's why she's been in the news so much lately. Jesus. I wish the billionaire count was going down, not up.

If only they had Comcast, they could experience the joy of 10G internets.