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[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago

Knives are also made of atoms

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 month ago

Sure? How many? Because I have some atoms at home and need a new knife

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Call that a knife?

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Not this knife

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[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

Don't eat fissile cucumbers.

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[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of these nerds is not like the others,
One of these geeks just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which nerd is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I don't like Tyson because I feel he preaches an inaccurate version of the scientific philosophy. So many times I hear him saying things along the lines of absolute certainty, because it's SCIENCE.

Where, we of the true faith, preach: the evidence indicates that this is the most likely to be true, or at least, this model makes predictions about the world more reliably than any other we currently have.

Amen.

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[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

No, that knife isn't made of atoms, that knife is made of pure solid quarks. That's why it can cut atomic nuclei.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago

I choose to believe it's made of small atoms, the kind you get from firing a shrink ray at something.

[-] androogee@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

They call me Johnny Smallatoms

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[-] parlaptie@feddit.org 37 points 1 month ago

We're gonna need a community for comedy homicide for this. That last panel ruins it.

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[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Then he went on to make lemonade with strawberries and heavy water. Deuterium, you get me? Strawberry fusion lemonade.

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

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[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

And that's how we got bubbles in beer.

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[-] multifariace@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

That's a 4D knife.

[-] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

That's gotta be the sharpest knife in existence having a diameter of half an atom...

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[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

And that's why you don't see cooking mouse no more.

When I was a kid, I was legitimately afraid of this

[-] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

[-] averyminya@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago

Sad to not see more comments about The Subtle Knife. This is a great meme for that concept!

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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Let me atom *

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