[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago

Well I know that I'm late for school, but I can't go back after everyone saw me in my underwear. Wait, I'm a 40 year old man...

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

How can they expect regular people to remember what the Windows app does? It would seriously be better to pick a word at random than to overload the meaning of "Windows" again.

Here are some way better names right off the top of my head:

  • Kablam!
  • Telefenestra
  • Portle
  • Microsoft micro/do
[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 months ago

This guy, and let me tell you some people really say it, is the absolute, no really he is and I'm telling you the truth, you wouldn't believe it, they say he is weird and nobody else is weirder.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 4 months ago

I have relied on Gnuplot ASCII output over SSH to get me through hard times

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 months ago

At this time, we have conflicting facts pertaining to the whereabouts of the midnight tokers:

  • Maurice is a space cowboy
  • He is right here right here right here right here at home
  • He plays his music in the sun
  • He gets his lovin' on the run

I will post updates as the situation develops.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 7 months ago

That it's dry and boring and even I must hate it because there's no place for creativity in a technical field.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 8 months ago

Transsexual Transylvania

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 8 months ago

NO

ELEPIHANTS

ELEPHANTS

ALLOWED

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 8 months ago

The light makes it harder for the driver to see at night.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 11 months ago

That wouldn't be very effective. Trump's net worth is a function of his mood.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago

If only they had Comcast, they could experience the joy of 10G internets.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 year ago

Years ago, I convinced my parents to ditch the phone line and use an early VoIP company. When things went wrong with our ISP, I would call the 1-800 tech support line, who would immediately ask me to reboot the modem...

It was nearly impossible to get them to understand (a) of course I already tried that and (b) that would disconnect the phone call we are currently on.

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