Does chromebook hardware need special distros? Debian has an armv7 port, there's Arch Linux ARM, Gentoo packages build for arm (though I feel like you'll have a horrible time building anything on that piece of junk), etc.
Though ARM is notoriously horribly inconsistent when it comes to bootup so I don't know if any of these will work on this specific device.
Is there a language this actually isn't true for? It seems oddly specific like a lot of the others and I don't think I know of one that does this. Except maybe some wack ass conlangs of course.