Maybe it's not really for the best, but I feel like it should be good to show support for the community that brought a comment. Maybe a (honor system) pledge to donate to the instance of the commentor or the instance of the poster?

Yeah, but would you be aware if you hadn't learned about it in school?

Oh wait. Fish spend lots of time in school. Dang.

As opposed to the sixties when there was still a stigma around the Internet, so people didn't use it as much. : D

Gary Larson and Nick Park (Wallace and Gromit) both give people butt holes (or suction cups) for mouths when they make an "ooo" sound.

Everyone keeps telling me both sides aren't the same, but look -- they're even wearing the same color suit and tie!

The duality of man:

A: Something exists, but I can't describe it and neither can anyone else? Sure thing, buddy.

B: I'm going to save this quote for next time I'm feeling down.

I was going to complain about those numbers not being linear... but they are in a line, so I must be mistaken.

Just eat enough antioxidants to flush all of the oxygen out of your body!

He looks like a jovial fella.

Likewise, who would remember to rotate their tires without a handy time-keeping book? And who would remember to look at it every month without an incentive? Clearly, the supermodel calendar is a very tire-centric design.

Because there’s less gravity on the moon, time there moves a tad more quickly – 58.7 microseconds every day – compared to on Earth.

Okay, that's even cooler than I thought.

Why do you want me to do that? My opinion is boring. Can't I just lurk like usual?