It's 1999 and I still have my whole life ahead of me.

Please.

By now, you should have dropped trou' and done what you had to do

Hunger Games is a lame Battle Royale knock off

Yup, laugh our heads off. Proper giggles

One of the darkest stains on my country's history in my opinion

Yea, getting Destiny's Child vibes

This is why I think he's single. Too much of a baller

"I mean she's a little less hairy than my ex I guess..."

Barney's film had heart. But Barney's Molerama had a man getting hit with a bowling ball in the groin...