How about not torrenting and use Usenet?

It might sound weird but my dishwasher is the only appliance which I think was worth putting on the internet for me. Dont' get me wrong, the functions need to work regardless of Wifi or not! I really like the notifications I get from my dishwasher. It sends when it is done or needs some maintenance. Edit: Just to clarify: I fully agree with Jeffs conclusion!