How Star Trek Picard ruined Star Trek.

Am I having a stroke, or is that headline fucked?

Dude, that’s gluttony, not lust.

You got excited for Artifact?

Why the fuck is Tron on this list? Tron Legacy is a great sequel.

That sentence was going so well until it hit a nosedive at the last two words.

Then why is Hawaii fucking massive?

I really don’t get this ‘humour’. What is happening? It’s not even funny because it’s absurd, ‘cos it’s never absurd enough. It’s like the comic equivalent of looking at a Facebook Minions meme.

Props on the edits though, they’re clean.

Those fan explanations are now canon btw.

I mean, the dickhead preferred being bundled into a Sanctuary District in (current year) over 25th century utopia after literally being imprisoned by ICE.

I wouldn't say Reddit always has been owned by a malicious entity, Aaron Swartz was a cool guy. And if you're telling me a man who freely distributed thousands of needlessly paywalled research papers is a some kind of arch capitalist, then there's no helping you.

As you can see from the shelf below, this is from OmegaMart a Las Vegas art installation cum theme park attraction. There's some pretty great ads for it on YouTube.