[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 85 points 6 months ago

He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 67 points 10 months ago

Direct extract from the S 894 US congress bill to address domestic terrorism.

“ Congress finds the following:

(1) White supremacists and other far-right-wing extremists are the most significant domestic terrorism threat facing the United States. “

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 96 points 10 months ago

The judge after Trump has finished speaking.

“What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 58 points 11 months ago

“ Trump is the son, and grandson, of immigrants: German on his father’s side, and Scottish on his mother’s. None of his grandparents, and only one of his parents, was born in the United States or spoke English as their mother tongue. “

You know, he may have a point.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago

I understand it will be a modified Python with calls like os.abort() redirected to os.wait(), and Unions will not be allowed with the same types.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago

The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 72 points 1 year ago

Logs into the SilicaArk long term storage system for the first time.

“Welcome Andy, would you like to use the optimistic theme or the pessimistic theme?”

Chooses optimistic. Types in command to show storage capacity.

“The glass is half full.”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Amazon gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2023 was $244.974B, a 18.22% increase year-over-year.”

“Amazon operating income for the twelve months ending June 30, 2023 was $17.717B, a 15.81% increase year-over-year.”

Poor company. I can see how they have been forced to do this as a last resort effort to salvage their struggling corporation.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago

Arse Technica

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 80 points 1 year ago

The “Kaputnik” has landed.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago

I wonder if this includes finding mods for the subreddit choosingbeggars. Oh the irony.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

Starts answering phone like an adult …

“Hello this is the law enforcement agency that does not exist in your county and we are about to arrest you for tax violations” hangs up “Hello company you have have never used before is chasing a bill” hangs up “Hello delivery company not operating in your country has a package for you” hangs up “Hello road toll company that does not exist in your country has outstanding toll” hangs up “Hello as a user of a service you have never used we just want to ask“ hangs up

Nah. I’ll keep letting these clowns go to voicemail.

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