[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the ~~baddies~~ assholes?”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago

Aussie here. One reason I use PayPal is for subscriptions (streaming services etc) to avoid the headache of updating credit card details in multiple places when I change bank, credit card renews, etc. just change it in PayPal once and every subscription keeps working.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 25 points 6 months ago

“You're gonna need a bigger manger.”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

Just because it costs this to manufacture and develop does not mean it is worth this to a consumer in terms of customer value.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

He was great in that movie White Adam.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago
[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Don’t you mean “Blue Steal”

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Donnie, flee to Russia before it's too late

Before it's too late

Before it's too late

Donnie, flee to Russia before it's too late

Before they blow up your world

Next press conference he will be in an adidas tracksuit crouched awkwardly on the ground saying, “It was a joke comrade”.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Old rich man yells at Cloud

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

“Years later on his death bed, Lemmylefty discovers he had a distant cousin with no other family connections who’s lawyers had been desperately trying to reach out to inform him that he was the sole recipient of his will … but you can only get access if you pay the legal fees to be paid in $5k of iTunes gift cards.”

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