[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Didn't even think of it like that! I like the way you think.

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I got stuck on a lunchtime video conference today with some people in my department and a vendor. I hate meetings at noon, but with timezones being a factor, it was the only available time the vendor could meet. Usually, I'm only on these for technical consultation, so I rarely need to speak other than to clarify a point or answer questions about our infrastructure. Those are usually toward the end of the meeting.

That said, I just muted myself and ate at my desk because I was starving and would have plenty of time to eat a quick bite before it got to the point where I had to say anything.

What I did not realize was that even though I was muted, my webcam was on. So 6 people I work with plus three vendors all watched me eat a bag of tacos, and no one said anything!

Like, when I eat a taco with people around, I do eat it in a dignified way. Less so when I'm alone (or think I'm alone) and wolfing it down before I have to do something So, yeah, it was not a pretty sight.

I'm still mortified, but at least I am laughing about it as I'm typing this out.

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I get a lot of sass from my buddies when we're hanging out and they're passing a joint while I pass and prefer my Δ8 vape (or gummies).

I used to be right there with them, often bogarting the hell out of it, but ever since I officially became old, I just don't enjoy getting "stupid" high anymore; I'm such a lightweight these days I can't even just take a small puff without it being more than I want. I'd much rather have a light head change and still be mostly clear headed.

I'm not a square, just old and happy with my less intense buzz :)

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

Bing Voice Search, now powered by Al:

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I'm not dunking on their writers, just how Al and AI look the same in most fonts.

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

I mean, it can be if you want it to be.

Just turn on Fox News, OAN, or your favorite "alternative facts" "news" channel and every time they make a statement, just say "april fools!" in your head.

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He's just waiting for the Summer Glau model to come online.

(She's the robot from the TV series 'Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles' which is a very underrated member of the franchise that should have gotten a final season)

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago

My takeaway from this is that T-Rex probably tasted delicious when breaded and deep fried.

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

That sounds like a local newspaper headline about me but 40 years from now. Does it list the winning lottery numbers anywhere?

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago

Thank you, USB-C (and the EU too).

Well, some stuff still has dedicated adapters, but hopefully those phase out sooner or later.

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 94 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well done. The only weak matchup is the Amy->Cheryl one since Amy's a genius while Cheryl sniffs glue.

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Are we really allowing articles from Fox News here now? FN clearly violates rule 3. Even if this particular story is sound, it just legitimizes them as an org and all of the other bonkers stuff they put out.

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Oi, can we please leave the bot-generated shite on Reddit?

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