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AJ BJ CJ DJ

Hello there fellow 'Cannibal simulator' enjoyer

Signed up to email list despite clicking you didnt want to receive promotional emails

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I dont fall into any of those categories but I know that people of that description make or break a website, so here I am and hope things stay active and fresh

1. Slices of white bread that you need to toast yourself
2. Small individual packets of butter and jam
3. Several different cereals stored in tall plastic containers
4. Milk is available but only Houdini could find where its actually being kept

"Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food"