OP never gave peas a chance!

If you are looking for slow euthanasia, just go to all the back alley tattoo places and pick up HIV, hepatitis, etc.

Next step:

• Take the chips and blend them.
• Make new pita bread with the chips flour.

Edit: just saw I'm not the first one with that idea 😁

I read this as pairings:

• Phoenix and the Gorgon are an item
• The Pegasus is pegging the Minetaur
• ...

T-pose to assert dominance.

Doing the lord's work.

Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.

And monthly tests if they test positive for drugs, daily if they within the last two terms have voted to criminalise that drug.

And toss in a breathalyser test for everyone before entering to vote.

Just go Fedish instead.

Yeah it's the early 2000s with XP, IE6 with Google search bar, glad we got rid of those!

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