Can I work on it too?

Wait, what? Arch has more comprehensive documentation than just about any other distro.

To be fair my wife is a smart lady, but she still thinks I'm invoking some arcane hacking magic when I'm messing around in the terminal.

Seagate have never once secretly changed the underlying disk technology on a NAS grade drive to one utterly unsuited for use in a NAS drive and then sold it as a NAS grade drive at a premium price because it's a NAS grade drive. So there's that.

I am serious and don't call me Shirley

Mostly because there's a profile everyone sources that's relatively straightforward to that's straightforward to get access to. Whereas I'd never get root level access.

Dear brother in Christ I appreciate your generosity, is it a Siamese cat? I have allergies and the graphics card helps to clear the hair.

I'm willing to eat it, I'd suggest if probably enjoy it, but I've no fucking clue how I'd eat it.

What the actual fuck Chester zoo. No, just no.

You shouldn't really wear your contacts if they're going to come into contact with water, they will indeed trap parasites against the eye that would under normal circumstances get cleared away.

Why can't they just make it a gTLD?

Naw, it's closer to 0.5% but they talk about 8 times as much as everyone else.