Its a script I've been pushing for 20 years. Please, someone get me a pitch meeting with anyone there. Janitor, I.T., the ghost of Robert Evans.

I will make some and mail them to 7 random losers. It could be you flying squid if you trust me with your address ;) Alternative is meeting me behind the Detroit Greyhound terminal where I usually hang out.

Are you really going to diss this man's hair? He just saved the universe for the 11th time, not cool :(

Mines more like a stump after an angry beaver is done with it.

https://www.patreon.com/treksite

Don't pretend you don't do it too ;)

Inuk chuk!

I know Tom personally and he's never looked better.

Damn, it's that stroke thing again

Sorry buddy. I have cluster headaches and I know how debilitating they are. Seems new treatment for migraines is on its way, hopefully sooner than later.

Let me play you the music of my people