Nintendo 1
I've been there... There's totally an explanation if you pay any amount of attention....
"Ok let me check on something"
Uptime: 156 hours
"let's restart using what I like to call, 'the right way' "
Wife: what are you thinking about having?
Me: my ass ate out
Waiter:.... I'll give you some more time.
C:\users\ass-face\appdata\microsoft\office\temp\bin\fuck\you{v52jsu82wbsjsj}~sjsjxmdbau278d6zhs.doc
Problem is, a good chunk of these mouth breathers were vaccinated as kids, and their innocent, unknowing children get to reap the costs.
"Texas needs to shut up before we split in half and make Texas the 3rd biggest state"
- Alaska probably
Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next- [CRACK]
I remember some dumasses tried to overthrow the government in the US
Sorry, I woke up feeling a little fabulous today
As long as there's not an "Aw geez" persona