Yeah guys just hold your breath for that free healthcare. Fucking LOL.

Seriously though at least she's a little better than that asshole. But free healthcare is a pipe dream.

Oh you mean they're going to underclock the expensive new shit I bought and have it underperform to fix their fuck up?

What an unacceptable solution.

Until you have to travel over 40 miles in any direction.

"Lawmakers are scrambling to fuck them even harder" is the realistic headline

Started with Reagans bitch ass

"How do we solve the housing crises?" Kentucky: "Thats easy! Just aim for the center of mass"

Our species is going to die out. The powers that be globally will never consider making less money to change the way manufactured goods are produced and really at this point in time their isnt too much you could do to make all mass produced goods at the same rate and still save the planet. We're done for in like the next 500 to 800 years

This is the number one reason I won't ever pay for a netflix subscription (or others) again. Pay for 4K but you dont get 4K if you want to watch on your laptop or android streaming box that they don't approve of. Like how much fucking greedier could you be? Fuck them I hope they all go the way of blockbuster soon.

I always thought the cringy parts were the point though!

Great joke and great username

Rich. And in turn, unbothered. Unfortunately

Because they don't give a fuck about normal citizens, especially ones who smoke weed.