I feel like he's so iconic you probably could get away with him not being in the story. I mean, who the hell plays fighting games for the story? You just need characters to name-drop his name every once in a while.

Twitter solarpunk is cooked because they all use screenshots from the same yogurt ad with lines like "a business is only as good as its people" lmao

Can someone shove this dweeb in a locker already?

"Vietnam is closer to the US than China" is just Western cope like how Putler would run out of missiles. In truth, Vietnam try to be neutral to both countries, which means de facto being closer to China than US because they shares a land border with China while the US is separated from Vietnam by an ocean.

I have subjected myself to the lowest of low mobile game that my dad loves to play. My dad is such a boomer he thought the popups urging him to buy new weapons with fake money were ads. He also accumulated so much fake money because he didn't spend it at all that, I shit you not, the number rolled over so now he has -$5billion and every time he beats a level, he accumulates even more negative fake money.