Judging by the knots, splits, and twists, it probably only cost you about $100.

Edit: Maybe they're "checks" instead of "splits."

I don't recognize or understand most of the languages, but if it's made in Japan, I'm in.

The middle class is the wealthy villain?

This is a year old?

I have the boobs, the belly, and the cigarette. I don't have the millions.

It's the same stuff. I just need to get used to the UX.