I'm not a vegan, and neither is that

Those are some ball-slapping tassels

watches video

looks at name of sub

Yep, matches

This reads like AI written pro-gambling bullshit.

"gambling" and "safer" in the same sentence?

This is an appropriate moment to use:

What the actual fuck

Why is this a shitpost?

Edit: please help

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I was curious as well, so I did the Google:

D-dimer is a protein fragment (small piece) that's made when a blood clot dissolves in your body. D-dimer isn't usually found in your blood unless your body is making or breaking up blood clots.

Linky: https://medlineplus.gov/lab-tests/d-dimer-test/

Indeed

You know, in a lot of situations, when someone says "the worst part", it's not actually the worst part.

When you use it, it really is the worst part, by far...

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Well there's this black guy who converted a ton of KKK members, which I think answers your question. See this NPR article...