If you’re serious, then I’m crazy healthy!

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago

Your uncle had a nice wrack.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago

The third one looks like a gang sign 😂

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago

I agree, I took a few IQ tests and scored high and initially it made me wonder is if everyone else was as concerned as I was watching our species being driven into early graves for yearly profit projections.

Suffice to say, most people I met who scored high lacked the foresight to even think we might be screwed. Which led me to a swift conclusion that your IQ doesn’t mean jack squat, it was a biased system that was simply a biased form of dick measuring.

Perhaps I’m disillusioned, but the best summary of our species is that old video of a chimpanzee in a zoo pissing in its mouth.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago

You could be right, after a recent rewatch it did seem to devil may-care on ship.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago

Hence his pitiful lack of flair.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago

The later half is so true, early on when you’re a statistical anomaly you can get special treatment, but once you become a small problem or the skill backfires they blow up as if it couldn’t have been seen coming. They expect 100% efficiency like you’re a battery to sap and don’t care how it affects you mentally.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago

As a Klingon, I found this very humorous and relatable.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago

This, and Gig Git Girl Gibbon Gift Gill Giddy Gigahertz Gimmick Gizzard

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago

It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sure. But, to be fair, most if not all are currently huge flaming clown cars heading towards an ecological cliff. ¯\(ツ)

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