Why the fuck are we?

This has been known for almost as long as the picture has been around. Still doesn't allow me to see it.

Since you have "primary storage" in your own quote, it seems you two are actually agreeing that OP is using memory correctly?

Presumably they were hired in some capacity by the organizers to look for threats exactly like this. And no, I believe they are not policemen.

Depends. Did he vandalize a Tesla?