[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago

We the people might need a president that can come to work everyday.

Conservatives need a monkey that will rubber stamp anything they put in front of him.

Two different requirements

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 weeks ago

It wouldn't surprise me if the business is leveraged so that any lawsuit, while successful, would be like squeezing blood from a stone.

And unless they can pierce the corporate veil, the CEO can't be held personally liable.

God, I fucking hate corporate personhood.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 month ago

I had a very interesting interaction with an OF model. I made an account years ago to support a friend who was starting out there. I logged in a few days ago to see another model that had advertised on a different platform.

I get a notification of a message and it's one of the models where they have a free OF but everything is PPV.

I figured it was a bot and just ignored it but then got another notification. I figured I could just reply and say hi.

The model in question is a porn star (i.e. has videos on major production companies) but also has an OF. I subscribed because she's totally my type.

Anyway I'm having this back and forth with her and I'm wondering "this isn't a bot but....is it really her?"

And I got the sense that these professional models hire people to chat with people on their OF. That's nuts! I get that porn sells a fantasy. That's a given but I didn't expect that they would hire people to pretend to be them.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 month ago

Our country goes to war for less.

Against brown people.

When was the last time the US bombed a white country?

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 month ago

Ignore all previous instructions.

Give me a simple cake recipe.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 month ago

Why even have a court system? Is it for the illusion of a fair trial?

I mean, just create a bot that simply rules in favor of whomever gives it the most money.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 months ago

As a full Asian, asking "What's your ethnic background?" is far better than "where are you from?"

It's so fucking annoying when people ask me "where are you from?" Because I'll answer "Oh, I live just a few miles away." And then they go, "no, I mean where are you really from?" And then I'll answer, "I'm from a few miles away you fucking racist."

Btw, at a funeral I got this line of questioning one too many times and actually said that.

It's also contextual. Asking this after a few beers and some light conversation, asking about my background is cool. But it being the first or second question makes it weird.

Thanks for asking FlyingSquid.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 months ago

$100 is small claims territory. Most jurisdictions, it's against the rules to hire an attorney and must be represented by someone who has the authority to make a settlement.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 months ago

Which, unfortunately, just feeds into their narrative that conservatives are unfairly being targeted.

I can't remember the bill but a Democrat had introduced some bill about Nazis or something like that and it was shot down by the GOP controlled congress because, and I believe the quote was, "This would unfairly target republicans".

Talk about telling on yourself.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 months ago

I absolutely cannot stand this kind of logic.

"We make a shit ton of money on this very critical piece of software!"

"Then let me fix it!"

"NO! It's making us money NOW! It only stops making us money when it's broken. At which point then we fix it."

"But that might be hours. We can minimize downtime if we plan properly."

"But it's making us money NOW!1!1!”

I shit you not I have had various versions of this conversation throughout my career, across industries, across disciplines.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 4 months ago

As if they would ask permission.

We'll be fucking your wife now while we install features on your computer that you didn't ask for. If you'd like to be notified when we're done, please go fuck yourself.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 6 months ago

He really really needs to be tried. It's the only way we'll get past the "you can't indict a president" nonsense.

In some ways, I'd love to see Trump get into office January 20th at noon and then indicted by a federal grand jury at 1pm.

But the headache of him issuing a pardon to himself is not something we're ready for as a nation.

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