So can my dog, but, alas, he didn't

Yeah it's gonna be easy with me

did you say hog?

You can always wipe your tears with money.

systemd/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, systemd plus Linux

It's refreshing to the farter if it's one of those that make your tummy stop hurting after releasing them

And of course the blue checkmark

Leave Mali out of this

Yeah. Sometimes even when I hear "MC dies" I wanna know how. But sometimes the spoiled plot was all that tied the whole thing together.

Back in the day local homeless cats were frequent beneficiaries of my town's rotisserie chicken food truck

They were seething over this when Russia did it (allegedly)

You can turn it on in other distros using Defaults insults option