My step-snake claims to be a anarcho-primitivist, but he won't even go outside and wears a turtleneck. Should I cut off all ties? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Pic related. This smug fuck even uses a microwave to reheat last night's korma take out.

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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

scared that thing could just decide to kill you one day

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 week ago

So can my dog, but, alas, he didn't

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

But until then it's a lap dog made of spaghetti.

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Burmese pythons are chill as long as you take good care of them

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

this is reactionary

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

On the one hand, outdoor primitivists are unethical to keep, but otoh the turtleneck could be a deal breaker depending on your feelings about mid-century french philosophy

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

you mean he wears ties with his turtleneck? yes cut them.

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

yea

[-] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

improve-society except the peasant is your step-snake snake. You're the very-intelligent guy.

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024

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