What an amazing entrée to untold horrors

It’s perfectly fine to advocate for a silent but violent overthrow. They can have my beans when they pull my cold, dead finger

I was prepared for Groverhaus: UK, but not for GroverTut’s Psychadelic Tomb

Millions of hundredaires are too

Bc then she will just keep on doing this and you’ll have nowhere to sit and play Nintendo

I had a moment with the game where the etherial, unintelligible music seemed to make sense for a sec and it tripped me out, like I heard something about being altered by “strange reddish slime” and it sent me down a rabbit hole trying to find the lyrics only to discover it’s a made up language or something? Anyway, top shelf stuff!

Derek so fly he brought 2 bitchin’ jackets

I know an average dick joke but it’s mean

Always knew the moon was a rush job. They din’t want you to see the other side which is all ugly and looks dumb as hell. Fukn moon JFC

One less kid than you thought tho

One horse pulls the other in a trailer and then they switch when front horse gets tired resulting in infinite horse

One time I was seated near to Denise on a flight and she was drunk as a LORD, but now I understand it’s probably something Rick did. This was like 2016 and anyway this story has no point