"The bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are, Limbo dancing with the devil."

The Pope would probably know how to code in HolyC.

I mean... it's a solution.

And yet somehow it evolved to become something that will last to the heat death of the universe.

I've grown used to it with time, though. Once you know it's "quirks", it's not so bad.

I am not even American, but I do know that the US Army budget makes the NASA budget look like pocket change.

I'd say you're focusing on the wrong sector..

Cleric: Summons food from thin air with Create Food And Water.

Funnily enough, the only time I used that spell, it was to use the food for ammunition and to turn the water into napalm.

Ah, yes. The leftpad incident.

Guess this XKCD still holds strong, just like that package.

I think that in the future, when AI truly exists, it won't be long before AI decides to put us down as an act of mercy to ourselves and the universe itself.

Now we just need to invent a way to read the Void of Nothingness to retrieve the data and bam! Infinite storage.

Well that's one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.

The terms can say that your firstborn shall be sacrificed to an Eldritch Deity by accepting them, but that doesn't mean it's enforceable.

Ah, yes. My favorite state of matter: G L A S S