Little Fortran walks into the living room.

"Mom, dad. I have something important I need to tell you, but I'm scared you'll be mad at me"

"We'll still love you no matter what honey."

"OK, I've been thinking about this for a while and I need to come out and say it. Mom and dad, I'm a frontend developer"

"WHAT we will not tolerate that sort of degeneracy in this house young man! Go to your room and don't come out until you've written a linked list implementation in your namesake! And no more talk of this front end stuff"

Like I can see what's supposed to be the old woman but its never been much of a trick unless you think old people look like Yubaba from spirited away.

"Hacked by AI" fucking lol

Yeah I've understood since high school, what the fuck do you want me to do about it when I can barely keep myself and my family alive as is?

Owning a dog bred for its lack of remorse when fighting and huge muscles is a winning combo for a Darwin award.

Now this is lunarpunk

The word you're looking for is squint

Oh sorry we're going to have to triple your rates. What? No not for anyone else just you. Nothing to do with your feedback though, we value that!

All this does is infuriate actual users trying to use your site. Content thieves will just download it via a script or curl and you won't be able to do anything about it.

Because you have empathy for others, it's a good thing.

I've reported Nazis, violent threats, and literal child pornography on Instagram that then told me it didn't go against their guidelines.

Who starts with the center of a puzzle, that's just psycho