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[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 267 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Bats eat their weight in mosquitoes every night, unlike your typical hoa board member

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 6 months ago

This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every night

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago

Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 15 points 6 months ago

What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?

[-] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago

sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady Domitrescu

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[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 57 points 6 months ago
[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 50 points 6 months ago

Yes, but enough about the HOA!

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[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 181 points 6 months ago

My parents attic was a bat haven. Every once in awhile one would get into the house. I'd just put thick leather garden gloves on and GENTLY pluck them off the curtains. Then carry them outside, hold them above my head and let them go.

Bats can't take flight from the ground(putting them on the ground is a death sentence), so you have to give them some height so they can glide away. Just thought I'd share this in case anyone gets a bat trapped in their house.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago

Also unless you know for certain they haven't touched you, get rabies shots. Actually just get rabies shots anyway.

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 38 points 6 months ago

Yes, make sure they don't get on you.

If the bat isn't afraid of people call animal control because it is sick with rabies or something and shut it in the room it's in. Usually they are very timid and will try to get away from you though.

I should've added that rabies is very rare in bats where I am so that's probably why I was given the advice I was.

[-] melisdrawing@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago
[-] KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago

Looks like at least one type can take flight from the ground, although with some difficulty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIl_bYFMr8o

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 6 months ago

death sentence seems a bit excessive, surely they can climb? Yeah putting them on the ground probably makes it much more likely they'll get nabbed by a predator before they get up a tree, but it feels like saying "putting a human in a tree is a death sentence"

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 66 points 6 months ago

I'm simply repeating what I was told by professionals, so I'm not sure what you want from me.

Make sure the bat takes flight...some people might not know that and just put it on the ground and go back inside thinking it's fine.

Holding it up high ensures it does that, no need for it to find something to climb. Being trapped in a house is stressful on the little guys so why not give them the best chance?

Just trying to provide helpful info to folks.

Have a nice day!

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 7 points 6 months ago

Interesting note on not putting on the ground, guessing they don't need a lot of runway to take off though. The ones I've caught I would bring out in whatever I caught them in and just open it. Even the one that had a part of the wing skin missing (my cat caught it first) seemed to take off without issue from a standing height.

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

Maybe it depends on the species of bat? I only know about the ones local to me and what I was taught from a wildlife rehab hotline on how to handle bats that get in the house.

Super interesting though! Animals are fascinating

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm guessing it's just a short drop to take off thing, very quick critters. Mostly these little ones.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 94 points 6 months ago
[-] xkbx@startrek.website 61 points 6 months ago

I thought bats were nocturnal

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 109 points 6 months ago
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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 months ago

And so, Lunar Punk was born.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 82 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So, after you build this Bat Roost, how do you tell the local bat population that you're open for business .. asking for .. a friend, purely for .. educational purposes.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 71 points 6 months ago

Bats are incredibly picky about their roosts. People have done this and attracted 0 bats lol.

[-] Pirasp@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

And other people just have a million bats living in their attic

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 24 points 6 months ago

It helps if you actually live near bats.

I came home to a small ball of fluff and wings wrapped up in the corner of my porch one day, so for gits and shiggles I put up a small bat box on a post against the trees nearby.

It took a week or two but I noticed it was in use when I went outside one night and saw one pop out of it.

Protip: be very careful about what you use to stain/paint it. Apparently they don't like the smell of those things. I didn't paint mine.

Bats need a real estate agent...

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

It helps if you actually live near bats

So you SHOULDN'T expect thousands of bats to travel thousands of miles for your roost? Good to know!

crosses "build bat roost by Greenland vacation house" from to-do list

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 months ago

A friend of mine loves being in his backyard but hates the mosquitoes. He heard about this bat roost thing and installed one about 5 years ago. It has not attracted a single bat.

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

It's important to build the right kind of roost.

Check https://www.batcon.org/ for guidance and inspiration

[-] pelya@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

I guess like any other animals, bats will seek places with other bats, or where bats lived before. The best option would be to procure a pair of domesticated bats and put them into the roost, I'm not sure if it's even legal. The next best choice is to acquire a few kilograms of bat shit, and spray it all over and inside your roost, so it smells like bat.

[-] randombullet@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago

If you build it, they will come.

We've built a little urban utopia for our pollinator friends. The little guys just started popping up when the flowers started blooming.

[-] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago

I would consider this a service to the neighborhood. More bats, fewer mosquitoes.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 85 points 6 months ago

But they're black so HOAs hate them.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 43 points 6 months ago

In my village in the Netherlands bat roosts are installed in a bunch of places, they also mandate that houses have little box things on their side for them. Never seen a single bat lmao, but in the old family house in France there's a bunch in the attic.

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago

It's important to build the right kind of roost for the bats in your area

Check https://www.batcon.org/ for guidance and inspiration

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 6 months ago

This is very true. Artificial refugia can act as animal traps by encouraging predators to exploit them, or by promoting desired animal use, but exposing them to thermal extremes.

https://conbio.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/csp2.204

[-] currycourier@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Poked through the site a bit and found the direct link to the Bat House Builder's Handbook for anyone else interested!

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

I love my local bats! It's fun watching them under the street lights at night.

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 6 months ago

Nobody complains about bats, bats are awesome and hard to notice anyway

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago

that last bit tells me you're either old or have hearing damage: we have some bats around me and despite never once seeing them it's plainly obvious to me that they exist thanks to their shrill squeaky calls in the twilight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4eqkaHkTAI

[-] norbert@kbin.social 11 points 6 months ago

Linking to a guy using an expensive ultrasonic mic to hear bats doesn't really support youe statement that you're hearing bats around you despite never seeing them. Maybe you have hearing damage?

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[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I live in an HOA (obligatory Fuck them)

They put up numerous bat boxes on poles around the common wooded area and a large retention pond right about the time Covid started.

Main reason is it’s free insect killers. We have tons of pests anyway being so close to a wooded area and a lake + the retention pond we have and the added bats help to clear some of them out.

As for the noise, no you really don’t hear them here. All the frogs are the loudest things heard of a night.

[-] Dashi@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Sitting out on my deck listening to the frogs/nature at night. I still hear the bats when they are within 20ft. It isn't loud but you hear them. They are a pleasant addition to the symphony that goes on at night.

Now... fuck pheasants at night they are loud and when you don't know what the sound is its creepy

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

Some species of bats spend more time in the upper ranges that no human can hear than others.

The spotted bat for instance, is found on west coast if North America and mostly calls at 11khz well within even older human hearing while other bats operate entirely outside human hearing.

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[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

That thing's bigger than my house!

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago

You have a house?!?! Must be nice.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Tfw the bats can afford higher rent than you can

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