Oh good, the Pokemon treatment.

But the closure would certainly have nothing to do with union busting, right? Riiiight?

Makes perfect sense since there's not really any media on them, not to mention being a massive waste of public funding.

Bet they haven't considered "Making good games"

Nintendo really is the Disney of video games.

Not to my knowledge. They try to subpoena VPNs to give up client logs though. The good ones tell them where to shove it.

There's really no pleasing some people

Good on them. Cuntlords like Unity shouldn't be allowed to exist if they want to act like a mob boss with their "I've changed the terms. Be grateful I don't change them further" attitude.

No! I am Spartacus... I mean the leaker!

It's the heat and no, cars don't come with lighters anymore. The power sockets are still there but they even come with warning labels to not try use a lighter in them. No idea what happens if you try.

Well yeah. 1. They've now been raised on this shit and 2. They haven't been raised to understand the value of money.

Corpos gonna corp. Here's to the death of their kind