There's a Greek place near me that technically has dine in but everyone just gets take out.

I'm probably gonna get that tomorrow night now.

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Though I'll confess to liking Waffle House shrug-outta-hecks

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What sort of leftism?

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chomsky-yes-honey

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Based (hexbear.net)

Sorry, not sorry Elon.

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Re-Screen it constantly. Have everyone dress up and yell shit and throw things at the screen.

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It was a couple dressed as Mulder and Scully and their kid was a little green alien ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

That's too cute ๐Ÿฅฐ

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Be sure to do your duty and make your housing bloc as spooky as possible tomorrow! ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ

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Very apropos JB-shining-aggro

Also some nice pics:

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"Bro! I gotta hit up this local beer hall to get some authentic Germany brews!"

Lenin revealed to be a total douche! no-choice

Link

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I can't help but think there's a late 20s lanyard dork who posts on r/neolib and has a Twitter handle with a Taiwan flag is in some semi-influential position in Harris' campaign who slipped that in as an "epic own" to us "Bernie Bros" who "harass" him online.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 81 points 1 month ago

"Okay should I shove a model train up my ass instead then?"

"Well, I don't see how me being trans is relevant to that question, but yeah probably."

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 77 points 4 months ago

Trump is the nominal antiwar position

Trump isn't anti-war, or at least I don't trust him to be actually anti-war. He's anti-this-war, but his administration did plenty of hawkish shit towards Iran and Venezuela. I'm not even confident he'll actually do anything to deescalate in Ukraine, I think it's all bluster.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 143 points 4 months ago

So, this means Biden could totally just order Trump killed right now and it'd be 100% legal.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 77 points 4 months ago

Pulling out

Lol, that is funny because it also describes a sexual act that happens frequently in pornography. What clever wordplay there old bean!

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 79 points 5 months ago

Advise for Ladies:

Guy who drinks craft beer and listens to Fleet Foxes: RUN!

Guy who smokes crack and listens to Fleet Foxes: Keeper

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 70 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is still illegal, he's attempting to put the money into circulation by giving people the false impression that it is real legal tender.

Like hypothetically if you're so charismatic that you manage to convince a bank teller that a piece of printer paper you wrote "Gay Sex" on with a crayon is actual legal tender I still think that counts as counterfeiting, because you're still putting false currency into circulation.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 78 points 6 months ago

I didn't realize this was imperialismbear.net. My bad.

New site tagline

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 72 points 6 months ago

As yes nuking a territory right next to your own holdings that you intend to occupy after conquering. Surely settlers will want to move into irradiated land and the winds will never blow east towards Tel Aviv!

Fascists aren't even good at doing fascism, Jesus!

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