I almost married a Mexician sadness

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Oh sorry the "Baum" just screamed German to me

Wow a person with a German last name in LATAM who's actually based? Strange times we live in.

If that's the case I embrace a meaningless life

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Re-Screen it constantly. Have everyone dress up and yell shit and throw things at the screen.

He had a suit with an FBI badge and had the song playing on his phone.

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It was a couple dressed as Mulder and Scully and their kid was a little green alien ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

That's too cute ๐Ÿฅฐ

NGL, it looks like being a semi-pro-skateboarder in Rio de Janeiro looks fun as fuck. Everyone is hot and partying constantly and eating really good looking food in the beach. I wanna be reborn as a Brazilian semi-professional skateboarder.

There was once a skeleton. It did, a scary dance.

I follow some Brazilian skateboarder on insta, motherfucker they talk so fucking fast. I thought Spanish speakers spoke fast. It does sound like "KKKKKKK" sometimes.

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Really? I think he sounds exactly like his voice.

Also all their owls are dirty

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Be sure to do your duty and make your housing bloc as spooky as possible tomorrow! ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ

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Very apropos JB-shining-aggro

Also some nice pics:

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"Bro! I gotta hit up this local beer hall to get some authentic Germany brews!"

Lenin revealed to be a total douche! no-choice

Link

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I can't help but think there's a late 20s lanyard dork who posts on r/neolib and has a Twitter handle with a Taiwan flag is in some semi-influential position in Harris' campaign who slipped that in as an "epic own" to us "Bernie Bros" who "harass" him online.

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AND HONORS THE LEGACY OF SOCIALIST YUGOSLAVIA tito-laugh joker-dancing

(Also I guess they still tell jokes)

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Went to my local college town coffee shop and noticed one of their bathroom sinks was running continuously. I used my dad knowledge to figure out it was the hot side stem leaking and shut the hot water supply valve off, so the sink works now they just don't have hot water. I explained the problem to all the teenage baristas and felt very competent and smart.

Sorry just wanted to toot my own horn.

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