Ooh, pretty! You can call that a chopper? TIL, thank you!

Yay, masturbation! I'm not sure how helicopters enter into it.

Positive reinforcement wins. You're a good boy! You're a great boy, even!

Might there not be a way to extract them?

I think Celeste.

Lots to learn here today! Thanks everyone!

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They are making car options a subscription.

They're making money on this too, regardless of if you subscribe.

BMW announces that heated seats will be available in their cars with a subscription model. That's to say, you buy your car "without" heated seats, and then for when you need it, you can just pay a subscription to "unlock" it for as long as you need. Once summer comes, you can stop.

Caveats:

1. BMW saves money by streamlining their production process. By removing the option to select heated or unheated seats, they're making production easier and subsequently cheaper.
2. They're still fucking charging you for those seats. It's not like they're going to give away heated seats for free and bank on people using that subscription to recoup the costs. You already pay the full prices for those heated seats, and then they charge you extra while trying to phrase it like you're coming out on top on this deal.

For me? Thanks!

If you can’t grow your own horn, store bought will do just fine.

I’ve always wondered over why fermented tofu etc. isn’t popular here. It’s super hard to source but it fucks so hard.

the US isn’t a good example of a democracy

This is true. I've never been a fan of the U.S. and their notion of democracy and freedom has always been gross to me.

you live in the US.

Big assumption.

By that logic, you have to defy all orders instead of question them (because you either obey or defy at all times)

I never said this. If more cops questioned orders, that'd be a good thing. Unquestioningly obeying is part of the problem.

Honestly. I'm too tired to reply to you. You've clearly got a bunch of ideas about who I am and what I think, and I've no idea where you got these ideas from but it sure as heck wasn't my comment. Have a good night.

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