We prefer the term ooze...

I'm sure Matt Gaetz still thinks he has independent thoughts

I can hear the sound of a billabong velcro wallet being ripped open

There's a sleeping bus tour in Hong Kong for people who enjoy sleeping on moving vehicles

Don't speak

For an edgier sound cough

Its an older meme but it checks out, Sir

The one with the serrated edges? I don't like it, it's a bitch to clean, even though it saves x amount of cutoff... I much prefer the type linked by op, I have an even more ergonomic one from wmf that I love

He looks like a relative of the demon TV pastor that died a couple of months back

Everything nice

I hardly bump into people. Period. Most I see are posts with zero engagement

And they have huge balls