i thought that pregnancy was caused when a man and a woman slept in the same bed. the "seed" left the man in the night and went inside of the woman under its own volition. i understood the general ideas of sexual reproduction (i knew that a sperm had to get in an egg and so on) but had no concept of the mechanics of how it happened

i have heard drunks say this - need to eat some bread to absorb the booze in your stomach. so you can drink more afterwards i guess

human pet guy is so bizarre im still not entirely convinced that he isnt just a long-term elaborate and dedicated troll by samoyedcore/pregbalin puppy/memefacturing/etc etc