I don't need to do what you enjoy so that I can have fun

He's bald and used his pubes as a toupee is my guess. I'm not sure if there really much to get, just weird and absurd humor

I haven't watched the new film yet, but saying that 7 remakes of the first movie have been made is total bullshit.

Trusting that the underpaid and overworked employee is going to deliver a "pretty good" burger from a fast food joint isn't a gamble many people are willing to make anymore. And I don't blame those employees at all.

Because it shows many people are playing it. That in itself may be of interest to people who are considering purchasing the game. Also it let's the devs know there is a market potentially interested in DLC or sequels. If the news was that player counts dropped to a very small number, neither of those things are likely to happen

I'm an orderly in an OR that does organ procurements from donors. The patients are already brain dead or otherwise intubated, but still technically alive. When the doctors open them up and get to where the organs are, there is a brief moment of silence and a prewritten letter in their honor is read aloud. After that they are taken off of life support and the organs are ready to be taken. The most interesting part to me is watching the color fade from their intestines. It's actually very fast from pink to gray.

TIL what sticky keys is used for

I use to work at a grocery store and for every food item that was stolen, dozens more of the same product was thrown out for being past expiration. Like many companies they want the shelves to be full at all times, which means they over produce and order product. Nothing was recycled or donated, just straight into the trash. If I ever saw anyone stealing while I was working, I just saw it as less work I has to do with taking count and throwing out food later. Plus someone actually got to eat it!

TIL Liquid Death is water lol. I always assumed it was one of those coffee/energy drink hybrids from the name and price.

For a lot of people, buying a watch IS buying jewelry. However, I do agree with the rest of your comment.

There is an old Disney documentary called “Animals are Beautiful People”. There is a segment of the movie dedicated to showing how monkeys, elephants, giraffes, and other animals can get shitfaced off rotten fruit.

I used it for years and just recently switched to Firefox. I was just comfortable using it, and knew how to use the dev tools. I had my extensions set up how I liked. I’m still missing a few things on Firefox but fuck chrome.