I remember when they made this announcement I thought 'wow they really don't have any ideas'.

I love instant ramen noodles. I've been eating the Chief Woo brand ones. They are only like $1.25, have 20g of protein, and are vegan. I could eat them almost every day.

Soon one will die after driving into a fake tunnel painted on a brick wall.

Need a chudder cheese emoji

The property damage

Trump is wearing a green tie today. I'm shocked he even entertained the idea of being festive.