[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 91 points 1 month ago

only if harris somehow sneaks a bullhorn/megaphone onto the stage so she can still make sure those fuckers hear her when her mic "malfunctions".

fox deserves no respect.

You know how fascists are always projecting; the way he treats normal news agencies tells us all we need to know - it's exactly how we SHOULD be treating his pet agencies.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 104 points 2 months ago

Trans-inclusive radical misogyny...

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 101 points 2 months ago

Ah, yeah, Venom is just a suit in the same way that a TARDIS is just a box, heh.

IIRC, isn't it that you don't actually wear a symobiote as much as it kinda completely absorbs you? Sort of like ... After a caterpillar goes inside a cocoon, it ... Dissolves. Into caterpillar goop. And then the goop reforms into a butterfly.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 86 points 2 months ago

Hnng yeah thats right womansplain to me, whip out those big beautiful FACTS and correct me till I BLEED

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 105 points 6 months ago

close the lid.

now everybody has to adjust the toilet before using it.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 119 points 9 months ago

Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.

"Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body" that's what this whiny bitch sounds like.

No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 85 points 10 months ago

i hope someday we construct a collider that spans the entire circumference of the earth. But we'd probably have to build one that spans the circumference of the moon first, and then maybe mars, since the oceans are going to be a bit of a doozie to work around that we don't have the technology for, whereas the interior of a collider is supposed to be evacuated, so, the moon almost kinda already handles that for us. heat might be an issue of course, but if we can figure out thermal radiator panels that can dump the heat straight into space, maybe we could pull it off...

mars would address the heat issues, but those dust storms are no joke and the dust itself is microscopic toxic/caustic razors and it'll try to get in everywhere and ruin fine instruments it touches. Moon dust is also really bad but there's no wind to kick it up on the moon obviously...

but damn. DAMN. imagine the fucking science we could get done with a LUNAR-SCALE PARTICLE COLLIDER!!!

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 108 points 10 months ago

Chrome succeeded in killing Internet Explorer, but it turned out to be a Wheatley-Replaces-GLaDOS situation...

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 90 points 11 months ago

this is so fucking true holy shit

i work the night shift and every time day shift comes back in, everything's settled and quiet, everything's streamlined and ready.

When 2nd shift comes in (we actually have 3 shifts, and overnight is 3rd) it's UTTER CHAOS

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 123 points 11 months ago

not only is it tragic that these devs were so mistreated, but it sucks even more that they went through all that bullshit to produce such a WET TURD

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 113 points 1 year ago

Oh boyyyy can't wait to hear from the Tankies going NUH UH THOSE ARE FAKE AND/OR RUN BY UKRAINIANS ON RUSSIAN-SPEAKING PEOPLE THIS IS EVIDENCE OF UKRAINIANS COMMITTING GENOCIDE OR ITS THE CIA COMRADE PUTIN WOULD NEVER DO THIS

SOURCE: TRUST ME BRO

e_e

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 89 points 1 year ago

if the corpse is in a location that I can feasibly observe within swimming distance, it's a problem.

so let's say there's a swimming pool shaped like an L, but one of the legs of that L is LOOOOOOOONG and the other is a short little stub.

If I am at the end of the long leg and the corpse is around the corner in the short stub, it would require me to swim all the way to the corner to observe it, and if that distance is longer than I can swim, then I will probably be ok.

If I am in the little stub of the L, and line of sight observation of the corpse is just a few strokes to the corner, I WILL NOT BE OK.

It's also a matter of relative mass.

If the pool had a drowned mouse in it, I will be sad. I might leave the water until the corpse is removed and then return to the water after it's gone through the filtration system for a little bit (a few minutes).

If the pool had a drowned squirrel in it, I will be alarmed. I will definitely leave the water and refuse to enter until the corpse has been gone for at least a few hours of filtration.

If the pool has a drowned raccoon, cat, fox, or small dog it it, I will be upset. I'm out of the water and concerned that nobody told me first, and I'm not going back in for the rest of the day.

If the pool has a drowned medium sized dog, coyote, baby goat, infant or toddler, or animal of similar mass in it, I'll be downright angry. I'm not going to that pool for a week, or maybe even a month.

Once the corpse in question reaches the mass of an adolescent human, I'm gone from that pool for the remainder of its open season.

If an adult human or larger died or was dumped in that pool, I'm never going to that pool again.

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