Das heisst Feuchte-Anus-Krümel

Or, to say it in Glados' words: "Speedy thing comes in, speedy thing goes out".

Übersetzung für nicht-Angelsachsen: Hochgradiere zu Profi um zu sehen wer es war. Verderber: Es war ein Popo.

Lacking a bit of context to understand what the problem is but perhaps look into "nonviolent communication" its a nice way to take feelings out / address them without resolving via emotional conflict

8601 for life

Have to reboot every 136 years, literally unusable.

Willkommen in Deutschland. Die Regel ist eigentlich ganz einfach: Auto auto Auto auto, auto auto Auto. Brumm Brumm gut.

Sorry to hear someone hurt your imaginary friend's feelings. But perhaps let him/her speak for herself then. Also, grow up and don't be a whiny a**hole. Nobody forces anyone to watch a show they don't like.

When your friendly home AI gives you quests

This. Many viewers still dont support it for some reason so despite all technical glory, effectively its often mostly a nuisance. Cmp ogg/vorbis and possibly countless other examples. Adoption is everything for web formats.

Im curious: Will the USB to PS/2 do anything for something thats not a keyboard or mouse?

Except in germany noone would ever dare blame/restrict private cars in any way. See eg the ridiculous "discussion" on a potential highway speed limit. For non-germans: Yes, speed on highways is generally unrestricted and for some reason that seems to be more important to us than safety or protecting the climate.