"Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way through"

Fix your boobs. You look like a picasso!

If a women has starch masks on her body...

He's also thinking European.

There's more shenanigans with "umfahren" and "umfahren", where Intonation matters. One means "drive around", the other "run over".

Was für ein gimper Name!

It's the worst representation of Bundeswehr-Uniforms in that regard. The grey coats are the dress uniforms of the 'Heer', the land forces. The grey caps are of its mountain branch, the 'Gebirgsjäger'. Other land forces like tanks, artillery, pioneers have coloured wool berets. Navy and Air Force Uniforms are way more modern.

And was President almost 20 years ago, when he wasn't pushing 80.

Warum nicht gleich Dauerglied, Perma ist schließlich auch kein deutsches Präfix.

Kommt auf den Teil Frankens an, in dem du unterwegs bist. Nördlich von Nürnberg und in Unterfranken ist das Gang und Gäbe, soweit ich mein Umfeld betrachte.

I'd guess they would put a kind of thick bag over it and then break it so it can't hurt the mouth.

That’s what ‘gaming’ sounds like: your hobby is media consumption.

It's really weird that people who have "reading books" as their main hobby are not as stigmatized as their digital media counterparts. Is it the digital aspect that turns the hobby into weirdness?